2.1 After JBT Su breaks the paiseh spell, all the JBTs suddenly become Buay-Paiseh and start
      trying to prove that their lantern is the best.

2.2 JBTs Shey and Dav insist that fish lanterns are the best because Nian Nian You Yu, so there.
      They are very happy to contribute to Lantern Manufacturers' Gold Tap Funds even if the Yu is
      not really a Yu but a $4 fixture of cellophane and wires.

2.3 JBT Khall rises to the challenge. "Mine is teh pwnz0rz!" he exclaims. "You can hide secret
      weapons in it and frag your enemies when they least expect it! And it costs only a dollar or
      less each, so you won't feel heart pain when you burn it!"

2.4 Four JBTs get swayed by JBT Khall's persuasive words.

2.5 Super JBTs Su and Joey Hello Kitty-fy their frag-ready lanterns to further decoy their
      enemies.

2.6 "Hmmph!" say JBTs Minou and Davi. "Ours are still better, okay!?! Er... er... ours act as pets
      to tank enemies when we're low on hit points!"

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